So - Mr ....?
I didn't give a name.
Oh ... well, I see that you have a new invention to show us. Let's have a look.
(the invention is placed on the table)
Mmmmmm .... so ... could you talk us through this, um, object.
Well it's simple really, you just cut the valve from a bicycle inner tube and launch it into space and when it has reached geostationary orbit, you can send up the other parts of the tube, followed by the tyres, the wheels and the other parts and voila! You have a fully operational bike.
O ... K ... now, I don't want to piss on your chips, but wouldn't it be better to use it to blow up balloons using a bicycle pump? That way the rubber still adhering to the inner tube could hold the balloons onto the valve, while making a perfect seal.
That's the problem with all you people - YOU HAVE NO VISION! GOOD DAY!
(SLAM!)
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I thought that went quite well, what do you think?
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